Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore
Wanda: sorry timmy that’s against da rules…we can’t interfere with mental illness ):
Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax
Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*
(via guavasoda)
enough about my guts
it’s time i rearrange his penis.!!!
on it boss!
(via guavasoda)
Even dirtiest of dive bars are updating their cleanliness policies
(via guavasoda)
said with increasing distress and volume fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball
(via manywinged)
oh great, a bot sent me a photo. i wonder what it is
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(via manywinged)